Building my own crypto trading bot

I was amazed how quickly crypto currencies boomed last year and decided to step in to the game. And I was eager to get profits as quick as possible, who doesn't want that, right? I also heard that good traders can make good profits relatively quickly, but it takes a lot of time to watch, analyse markets before entering and later closing profitable positions. Hmm... But I AM PROGRAMMER! I CAN AUTOMATE THINGS!

I will tell the whole story about the rabbit hole I've slipped in.